Happy 12th Annual Pirate Got Hit by a Car Day!

Hooray! Still not dead! Also, pitchers and catchers have reported to St. Lucie. This day just keeps getting better and better!

Heads up -- I will murder the first person that asks me if I was looking the wrong way.* Anyway, I should probably go drink a bunch of beer, as is my tradition, to express thanks for my survival to an ultimately merciful, if occasionally sadistic Maker.


* I was not looking the wrong way. Vaunted London cabbie drove up onto the sidewalk and plowed through a crowd of pedestrians, then crashed into a building. Nicely done, Reg.