I'm Pretty Sure This Is Actually How He Feels

God knows, I would. Non-baseball-related, but I thought I'd mention it. Also, that rant is funny as hell.

There's also a funny shot at Bill Simmons here. I don't ordinarily mention the Sports Guy, because:

1. He doesn't really talk about baseball. When he does, he's more of an ecksteinian than a sabermetrician.

2. I think most of his columns are written with AutoText. Seriously, he says the same three things over and over.

On the other hand, I do still read him. So who am I to criticize? Anyway, as soon as I can remember how to update my template, Kissing Suzy Kolber are gettin' a link. I'm sure they're thrilled.