Merry XXX-mas

Pirate needs booze, badly.

I'm on Day Five of the Great Eight-Day FMP* Christmas Extravaganza, and I need to get very drunk sometime soon. Don't get me wrong, I actually really like the FMP's family, but I've been on my best behavior for about as long as I can take it. Also, I fucking hate Christmas. There, I said it. Anyway, I get back into town on Saturday, at which point I will need to drink vast quantities of bourbon. Anybody with me?

* Future Mrs. Pirate