Hell Is Other Pirates

HJ, you forgot a couple things. In Hell, the game is always called by Joe Morgan, and Kenny Rogers always walks in the winning run. Ben Roethlisberger still doesn’t wear a helmet. Also, there’s nonstop salsa music. God, I fucking hate salsa music.

On the other hand, it’d be some consolation to know that Larry is also in Hell.

I’ll try to save you a cool spot.