Mets vs. Twins, Game Three

I'm live-blogging, fuckers!

This team is absolute horseshit right now. God damn it, here comes Guillermo Mota and his 6.00 ERA. Oh, good. Apparently the Mets are going to roll over for the Twins here. How the fuck the Mets are still in first place in the NL East is a god-damn mystery. Fortunately the Phillies and Braves have obliged us by playing like shit during this losing streak, too. Ugh.

Well, Mota pitches a scoreless seventh to lower his ERA to 5.54. Sweet. Of course it doesn't matter; the way the team is hitting these days, a 4-run defeceit might as well be 40.